do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

kennah campion when she talks

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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