your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Actually it was me Josh brown

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

haha Otarts was here

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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