What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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