- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

* anti-punchline

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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