- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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