how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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