- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

i like men but im not gay

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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