what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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