What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

WNBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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