- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

someone called someone else a frog

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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