- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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