What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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