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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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