- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

The child was fired from his job.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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