- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Then none of us want to be right.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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