- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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