mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Knock Knock Come in

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

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