How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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knock knock come in

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Black people having a Job.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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why girl die cancer

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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