- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

9/11

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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