A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A: Do you like it B: No

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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