- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Morning wood.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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