- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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