- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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