How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What moos like a cow? Another cow

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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