Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

what are you mike bibby?

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

i like men but im not gay

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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