Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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