- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Urban ghettos

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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