- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Women's Rights Movement

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

osama bin laden is dead

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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