What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

hers a joke... japanese people

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

someone called someone else a frog

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...