- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Jebron Lames.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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