- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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