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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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