Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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