- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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