If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a black guy african american

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Skrillex.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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