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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

9/11

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

YOU

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.