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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What has two legs? Half a cat

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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