Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Smelly Indians.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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