What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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im not food

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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