- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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