- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Your Mom

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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