- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A drunk guy walks into a car

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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