- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

osama bin laden is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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