Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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