- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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