What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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