- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

KILL WHITEY

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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