- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

a man makes a bad joke

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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