- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

whats yellow after cani...nathan

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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