- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Because.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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