- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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