- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's stupid a light bulb.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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