what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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