Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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