What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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