- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Women's Soccer.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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