How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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nice tits.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Tilt your screen back .

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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