- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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