- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Once upon a time a was born

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

THe Election

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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