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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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