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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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