- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

hey guys im gay

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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