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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

My parents died!

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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