How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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