A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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