What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

here's a joke... the american education society

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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