- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

you give like i give lomain

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

XD Jackass.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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