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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

when debbie meets downer

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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