what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why didn't he finish his

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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